Jesus Dan

Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. He’s sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave
Person: I don’t know what to do
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan
by liltoast October 28, 2019
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grundle dan

Grundle Dan is a name that actor and Smosh Cast member Shayne Topp (@supershayne on twitter) uses as a joke and is mostly used for vulgar purposes
I just had he most horrific sex with Grundle Dan
by SSshshshshshshshshdhidfofogjko November 30, 2017
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Kewpie Dan

An inconceivably terrifying man that Strong Bad has to egg (for good reason). He can be seen by clicking on “Kewpie Dan” when Strong Bad shows you his list of people he has to egg on www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html
Kewpie Dan is shrouded in mystery. All I know is that he is somehow connected with fangs (see his picture).
by Witches Brew September 28, 2003
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Disco Dan

Disco Dan is the sexiest man alive and happens to own one of the largest penises in the male porn industry, his name can be used to describe anything extremely sexy or large.
wooaaahh that house is so disco dan

ye i saw a girl last night who was so disco dan
by Shepshenko September 13, 2008
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Jo-Dan

Is a cooler way of saying Jordan. Makes people feel better when saying it.
Yo did you hear about Jo-Dan he is so rad!
by Jordan Piercy October 19, 2007
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Dozy Dan

When you masturbate to ejaculation, then fall asleep covered in your own cum
Guy 1: "Dude what the fuck why are you covered in cum?"
Guy 2: "Must've pulled a Dozy Dan"
by SJS214 May 10, 2014
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