Joe - No man, all my neighbors hate me
Liz - why do they hate you?
Joe - my friends and I got caught urban offroading a while ago and they all told each other
Liz - why do they hate you?
Joe - my friends and I got caught urban offroading a while ago and they all told each other
by Viet lee February 13, 2013
Get the urban offroading mug.A sexy female sex offender who has sex with a boy under the age of consent. Some cases make people wonder if a consenting 13 year old boy can actually be raped by sexy woman.
Some sexy offenders have even married their 'victim' several years after their 'offense' after the 'victim' became legal age. This happened with the sexy offender Mary Kay Fualaau (formerly Mary Kay Letourneau).
Just another example of how not having double standards for women makes people go to jail for stupid shit.
Some sexy offenders have even married their 'victim' several years after their 'offense' after the 'victim' became legal age. This happened with the sexy offender Mary Kay Fualaau (formerly Mary Kay Letourneau).
Just another example of how not having double standards for women makes people go to jail for stupid shit.
by GiveMeBackMySon March 20, 2014
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Sleeping with someone whom you've already slept with in the past with no intentions of making it into a relationship...
Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.
Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.
"It's ok he's just a repeat offender, it doesn't really count."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."
by Daisyt024 September 29, 2014
Get the Repeat offender mug.A phrase overly used in Excitement, arrousal, or both.
When used, expect to reminisce childhood memories. Expect to see Santa at the front door with a sack of candy canes. And expect to sit on his lap.
When used, expect to reminisce childhood memories. Expect to see Santa at the front door with a sack of candy canes. And expect to sit on his lap.
“Holy offenhouser”
“You rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal, come sit on Santa’s lap, merry Christmas you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser are you old enough to try this truth syrup wine yet you rascal”
“You rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal, come sit on Santa’s lap, merry Christmas you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser are you old enough to try this truth syrup wine yet you rascal”
by Rascalrascal December 12, 2017
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by Ginjaninja1234 March 8, 2020
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