nonce

g fuck up u fat nonce cunt or ill bash ur fucking head in blud

nigga trynna suck lil tings tits fr. fucking nonce cunt

by niggha nonce April 25, 2023

Nonce Money

1: When you have money via working with evil people/organisations (i.e. works with the BBC)

2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money

"I just got paid 250 quid" .... "Mate that's nonce money, bet you also worked with the BBC and touched kids"

by NonceMoneyMaker February 21, 2022

Nonce

And word to describe an idiot or morron

You nonce

by Oxford143 December 6, 2017

Nonce Patrol

Harry Rusk

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol

by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019

Club nonce

A person in the club scene who regularly creeps on women. Has no interest in the music. Looks down on people who go to raves/free parties

-Barry said we're idiots for going to the free party tonight.
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce

by Nunyabusiness47 January 25, 2024

Nonce

(UK) slang for pedo or pedofile

You man did you just call you're girl a nonce?

by ARandomSpeciman May 26, 2018

Nonce

A nonce is what you call a pedophile or someone who looks at kids, it is part of British slang.

People who get someone out in four square is a nonce.

by Sophia42069 June 24, 2020