Nonce Security

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'

"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."

by Juzst November 8, 2020

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Nonce

A British Paedophile who usually drives a Vauxhall Corsa or Fiesta ST

Did you see that nonce driving around in his Fiesta ST

by Paul Mapantzoffs September 22, 2022

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Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023

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Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

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nonc

It means nonce, but without using the letter E, either for comedic effect or to refrain from saying the full word.
May also be used to describe someone that is not a full nonce, but is close.

Friend: You see louie over there? Yea he is kind of a nonc and likes many kids

by Wiillou September 28, 2022

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