noise porn

Unnatural mating calls via cell phone
For example. When somebody yells out Patricks LEEDLE and the opposite sex responds with LEEDLELEE even louder

Noise porn

Yum

by Starchary January 29, 2018

cosmic noise

Noise caused by radiation outside of Earth’s atmosphere

Cosmic noise can be detected by artificial intelligence

by acme2004 February 9, 2018

Butt noises

Inspired by khaleesi,sound or sounds made when the buttcheeks collide,also it is the mystical sounds that are heard during anal,usually of pain

she thought it would be fun,up until she started making butt noises

by kimanik911 February 16, 2018

White Noise

Watching “Friends” in the background, a source of white noise that is literally “white” noise.

Watching “Friends” on Netflix is the epitome of White Noise.

by Weirdgrrl December 7, 2019

White Noise

When self-important white people won’t stop talking, so they just fade into the background and you don’t notice it.

“This guy over there at the bar needs to take a breath. He hasn’t stopped talking.”
“Oh, really? I didn’t notice. Just white noise.”

by Iknostuff February 8, 2020

Whiteman Noise

Constant background chatter in an office or professional environment about climbing the corporate ladder and using your connections to get into an Ivy League MBA program that will literally change your life.

"I can't concentrate with Ian's constant whiteman noise. Just apply to grad school, dude! "

Employee #1: "Why is John always in Spencer's office? Is he sucking up for a promotion?"
Employee #2: "No, that's just whiteman noise. You know, Spencer went to Stanford"

by MauiAlli March 15, 2020

White Noise

2020 Presidential Debate, the three old white men arguing with each other.
Meaningless sounds in the background that you unintentionally ignore or intentionally pretend to not exist.

"Sorry for the white noise. I didn't notice I left the TV on."
"No that's fine. It helped me fall asleep."

by Archomp October 10, 2020