Bone phone

When a girl has gauged earlobes big enough to fit your cock into. Then you insert your penis from the backside so that the tip sits right next to her mouth, resembling a phone. Then she can suck or lick the tip like she is talking on the phone.

Check out that chick with the gauged earrings, I bet she nobs on the bone phone!

by Bummybumkin December 23, 2016

Phone addict

When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.

God dammit Jesse stop looking at your phone, I swear you are a phone addict.

by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021

Bike Phone

A second phone that somebody carries, usually for work, or to spread out battery usage from intensive media consumption, like 2x speed podcasts, or gaming, like Pokémon Go, Fortnite.

“I don’t have to worry about running out of battery, because I text with one phone and game on my bike phone.”

by arrowsispointy August 5, 2019

Phone Sniper

Someone who constantly watches their phone, waiting for a text or social media update to pop up in which they'll like and/or comment within seconds. The only time a Phone Sniper doesn't text back immediately is when he/she doesn't want to.

Dude: Hey

(Seconds later)

Phone Sniper: Hey

Dude: That was fast, you phone sniping me?

by Alex Halstead March 18, 2017

Dog Phone

A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.

Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.

Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."

Guy 2: "That a new phone?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."

Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."

by Lunchbox 99 March 6, 2012

phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer May 23, 2018

boobie phone

When a woman is driving and she does not have a hands-free device, so, she puts the phone on speaker and puts it in her bra between her breasts to talk.

I was driving home from work and there was nothing on the radio, so I called my girlfriend on boobie phone to gossip.

by FitzLovin' December 9, 2009