Ollie Kirk

Sexy Sporty Fat dick man, 12 incher kindergarten defeater. He can steal any girl he wants and get any he likes.

Your very Ollie Kirky

by SuperIdolDeShao March 27, 2023

kirk

a herblike man, one who laughs at everything and adds value wherever he goes.

I wish I was naturally more of a Kirk.

by girlsrule12345 April 26, 2023

Kirked

To get shot and killed

"ayyo did you see the video of that racist getting kirked at that Utah university?"

by Khanundrum18 September 10, 2025

Pulling a Kirk

When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"

Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk

by mjkoolj1828 March 22, 2011

Kirked

When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.

Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.

Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.

by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025

Kirked

The act of getting murdered, especially when one has been shot in the neck.

"Did you see that guy? He totally got Kirked!"

by Miss Homo-geneous November 5, 2025

get kirked

Getting assasinated under ironic circumstances for being a cringe fascist.

'Charlie Kirk was shot while on stage normailizing mass shootings!' 'I guess 'get kirked' just got a new meaning!'

by Ecaflip161 September 11, 2025