Take a coat of paint off his ass

To be really close to one's ass.

I told him to take a coat of paint off his ass.

by Slash September 17, 2003

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

Jewel-Coat

eroda fish bro

what the hell is a Jewel-Coat??

Idk but eroda fish bro

by MolybdenumYes October 24, 2020

Coat Chaser

A woman outside of or adjacent to the medical profession who only goes for/chases after doctors. They've been known to stake out hospitals whilst on Tinder and make bogus specialist appointments after finding the best looking doctor on Zoc Doc, as well as other absurd strategies to get that MD D.

Katya is such a coat chaser; she's been banned from the premises of half the hospitals in town.

by crazytexan181 April 7, 2021

coat hanger

markus

“bro markus is such a coat hanger for kaylee”

by yeayeayeaboyyy April 11, 2022

coat

coolest
of
all
time

Greg: you guys! i'm a coat.
tom: get the fuck out of here.

by cherries_ January 21, 2020

candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022