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Instagram models

Literally the only thing getting me through this year.

Btw, all these two-bit MRA woman-bashing definitions from all the basement dwellers here are hilarious and pathetic. So what if they're not "real" models, or they wear tons of makeup, or don't work through an agency? Do you not have an imagination you can indulge in the fantasy with? Porn stars and even "actual" models are way faker, but you don't complain about them... right??
Me: Check out the latest pics from my favorite Instagram models. They're so hot!
Neckbeard: *lisping and with a high pitch* She's so fake! Look at how much makeup she has on, and those pics are obviously photoshopped! She's not even a real model! She just strolls around in a bikini, snapping selfies. She wouldn't cut it in the actual modeling world, and what's mo--
Me: Man, STFU. You keep bitching and pouting like the loser you are. I'll be in my room fapping to her firm, round ass.

If you've got a problem with hot, young, and sexually liberated women stripping down to a bikini (or even topless or nude), doing sexy poses, teasing you with those eyes, sometimes bringing in her hot friends, and taking several steamy, sexy and high-quality pics, which they make available to the entire fucking world each day (if not several times a day) — and for FREE — then there's something seriously wrong with you.
by IG Models Are Manna From God November 27, 2017
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world famous model

A ridiculously ridiculously ridiculously ridiculously ridiculously attractive person.
by SA town gurl xoxoxo October 11, 2006
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Fuck model movement

A movement that seeks to make all models fuck models or in other words for them to have fan clubs and to make appointments to meet and have sex with them.
by The Fury 13 November 8, 2010
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blockchain information model

The Blockchain Information Model is a digital 3d representation of manufacturers’ products that access an incorruptible digital ledger in a distributed database.
Blockchain information modeling promises to bring as much radical change to the retail value chain as did the Internet.
by BurntPinon July 24, 2017
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pro model

bruh, i had to pop me another pro model for da low low
by KEENAN September 30, 2003
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the best (and most epic) feature of any programme
me, a peak chad: hey Gawkers did you see that 3D modelled bear on Microsoft Word

Gawkers: yes it was very epic and cool

*both of our heroes high five*
by not gawkers February 9, 2018
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box that model

To shun, banish, excommunicate, fire, or otherwise remove a person from a situation. From the (new) Battlestar Galactica series.

According to the Battlestar Wiki - "To box a Cylon is to download a particular humanoid Cylon's consciousness from his or her body into cold storage indefinitely...". This has the effect of eliminating all copies of that Cylon model.
Alan: "So what happened to George?"

Joe: "The guy was totally incompetent so we had to box that model."
by Dave of Maine April 22, 2008
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