law mans

Mans who try to do law but is a piece stupid. They like dirty yats who never say to no to being wooked. They try to act ruff by talking about tort and contract. But bare amounts of them are fassi's. Only a few are weighty ghetto mans!!!! The most cleverest law mans bruk the law up hard!!

Some law mans try it and pretend to be rude bwais trying to bust avirex and classics. But those mans don even know simplest contract teries. Some fassis even fail piss easy tings like gpl with foreseen set texts - chumps!!!

That law man knows bare criminal law!! he's gwan bust at cop shop later and get me bail!!!

by law society at Reading Uni December 4, 2003

Manscaping

Manscape, -ing (v).

1. The male act of shaving, trimming or grooming one's body hair other than facial.

2. Offering free lawn services in order to woo a woman or women.

1. "Dude, you shave down there?"

"Hey man, there's nothing wrong with manscaping."

2. "Hey, weren't you mowing her lawn?"

"She replaced me with some guy willing to do it for free so he can get a chance at her."

"Oh, that probably won't last for long. I doubt manscaping will help him."

by kid2will October 16, 2013

mans that’s not my mans

Man that is not yet officially your man, but all the bitches/putas/hoes know he’s cuffed

Me *in bed looking at mans that’s not my mans insta* he better not be looking at shawnda’s ratchet ass finsta posts ~smh~

by Eat her good June 11, 2018

mansehaj

A weird waffler

Hi I’m a waffler

My name is mansehaj

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Mans just got finessed

A phrase you say after you buy someone's possessions at a lower price than the actual value of the items. This phrase was popularized by cursed tiktok videos where a person attends a shoe meetup.

Bruh, my mans just got finessed.

This dude just got finessed!

How'd my mans get finessed bruh.

Mans just got finessed!

by [404 ERROR NOT FOUND] December 28, 2020

Poor mans IMAX

Sitting in the front row of your local movie theatre and pretending its an IMAX theatre.

The dark knight rises came out last week and I had to watch it in poor mans IMAX.

by Mr.elephants808 May 5, 2013

poor mans Fleshlight

A poor mans Fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his dick and masturbate with. The more used or "flavored" the panties, the better. Some men will use them more than once.

Mike made a poor mans Fleshlight out of Sarahs laundry.

by Mister Mister August 24, 2016