Mitch

The name given to a true gentlemen. He has good values and is very considerate. He has a gentle soul but when provoked will tear your face apart. Do not underestimate him as he will pull a Liam Neeson on you.

His such a true Mitch of a guy.

by Moby786 November 23, 2021

Mitch Slapped

The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.

“Did you hear that Mitch got the day off? I asked and was denied.”

“You’ve just been Mitch Slapped.”

by OverworkedTrooper June 30, 2021

mitch and boan

When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."

I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."

"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."

by mike87111 November 10, 2012

Mitch

Someone who’s Shiesty/Backdoor. E.g someone who downplays others for their own personal gain

Close that Mitch I can’t get snaked out by my homie - Lil Durk

Watch that Mitch…

by Jmcoldest10 July 10, 2023

Mitch

An ex u will think of from time to time. Probably ur first love, first rime, first kiss, etc. He was probably a little older than u, but didn't really act like he was. He's the ex u say u would go back to any day.

Annie: Truth or dare?
Sadie: Truth.
Annie: Which ex do u miss the most?
Sadie: Definitely Mitch, he was my first love.

by TrashhhyRaccon August 13, 2021

mitch

a mitch is a male version of a bitch.

kevin hart ain't no mitch.

by bessisbetter August 1, 2014

Mitch

Mitch is an American name that can possibly be short for Michael or Mitchell. In religious terms, specifically the bible, it means “who resembles god.” Mitch can also be a name used online to describe someone who is chronically online or extremely manipulative.

Aj: “What’s wrong with that guy?”

Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He’s spent the past 15 days scrolling Twitter, TikTok, and Discord; that’s why he smells so bad.”

by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024