A heckhole filled with a bunch of sweaty people and self important jerks. Other than that, you would also get to stay in one classroom for an hour, six times. Basically a headache in a building. Aside from that, you get to wander around alone during break, while your elementary friends will hang out with a bunch of random people because they're so lucky they get to be popular and they pretend like they don't even know you exist. Once you go home and get to cry in your bed for a couple of hours, you get to have the thought of going to school the next day... Five more times... for ten months... aaaand twelve more years.
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing in middle school tomorrow?
Person 2: Nothing
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: No, actually lots. Too much
Person 1: Oh, we get to watch a movie
Person 2: Spoiled brat, middle school doesn't let you do that
Person 2: Nothing
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: No, actually lots. Too much
Person 1: Oh, we get to watch a movie
Person 2: Spoiled brat, middle school doesn't let you do that
by BigFatDuck December 16, 2019
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A rural area were you might get killed
A rural area were you might get killed
Person 1: We should call Sharon for help
Person 2: We are not lost Hannah!
Person 1: Jeremy, we are in the middle of buttfuck North Carolina, I do not plan on getting shot and thrown in a ditch by a bunch of hillbillies!
Person 2: We are not lost Hannah!
Person 1: Jeremy, we are in the middle of buttfuck North Carolina, I do not plan on getting shot and thrown in a ditch by a bunch of hillbillies!
by Papiernesto January 2, 2020
Get the Middle of buttfuck mug.The 666th layer of hell that you must suffer through for at least 3 years. Its where you realize that life isnt that great and that you miss being a 3 year old lump of flesh. It often causes mental illness and sleep deprivation. Maybe you'll even meet a teacher who has it out for you, while being high on whatever he cooks up in his meth lab file cabinet. Within these few years, you finally might be able to pull your first all nighter doing homework!
Damn, I only got an hour of sleep last night cuz of my homework from middle school.
Wow, looking back, middle school really was hell.
Wow, looking back, middle school really was hell.
by depressedturtle January 30, 2020
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by tOXictEeNAGer February 15, 2020
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by Monstersushi1 May 14, 2020
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too many 6th graders throwing it back and acting 15 yrs old lmao
i would know
too many 6th graders throwing it back and acting 15 yrs old lmao
i would know
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