dickographic memory

Similar to photographic memory, but instead you might not remember the persons name but you can remember if they got good dick or not.

Dude, I hooked up with Adrian, he saw me at the bar and tried to get me home again and my dickographic memory made me remember it wasn’t that great.

by Bflee000004 September 15, 2022

Memory Fish

When you have a 3 second memory.

When you meet someone at the weekend and they remeber your name and you have no idea who they are. ' sorry I am a memory fish'.

by DangerDBN June 3, 2020

Photoshop memory

A memory skewed by an imagination.

Kyle used his photoshop memory when he said "The dog had eight heads and twelve arms and legs and could drive cars, I'm serious I really seen it!"

by Msnook15 January 27, 2016

cringe memory

The phenomenon where we're ironically better in remembering embarrassing moments*

*compared to the moments when we've done all the things we should do

I was trying to recall my achievements, but all I could think about were the cringe memory, like the time I tripped in front of my crush during the school assembly.

by Emotional Cruiser September 24, 2025

GoldFish Memory Emo

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.

"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar

by GOD AND MOSES November 6, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Memories Music

Straight up trash playlist. Terrible music from the 60s and 70s that is liked by gays and old people bout to be dead. Copa Cabana and Dancing Queen are on this playlist.

This memories music playlist they are playing tonight is ruining my whole summer.

by Ohhhohhh August 29, 2022