disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t

f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.

It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.

Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.

Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"

John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.

Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"

John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."

by Unfortunately_Human February 9, 2021

E-meashiately

Right away

I need you to call me E-meashiately

by Azgirltattooed May 8, 2021

hoochie mamas

a group of girls who look like homeless sluts

“look over there jersey and sophia look like hoochie mamas”

by sk8terch1ck May 13, 2021

hey_mamas10

A famous app called tik tok user, she is one of the most wholsome and caring person, I have ever talked to. She really does care about person she talks to. They are slowly gaining and gaining more following on the platform. If you ever talk to them, make sure you are being nice to them.

Oh look its the famous Lithuanian tik tok user: hey_mamas10!!! They seem really nice

by AbungaMonkeys July 2, 2021

lauren mcmaster

she is a weird pschyco who likes tariq and many other guys. she always kicks people and also licks people toes and, if she's mad, she bites them off and gobbles them up. she is also a certified pedo and she can't control the urge to call people "mommy". lauren is also in fact a baby lamb her youtube is @1babylam so go subscribe to that baddie.

lauren mcmaster is a pedo
the rock: we stay hungry
lauren: we devour!

by can't do October 27, 2021

lauren mcmaster

lauren is a girl who has a crush on tariq, and many others including cole, gavin, logan, holden, and others. she is also named "holden lover" for various reasons. lauren also kicks people shins and pushes them. she also licks toes, although sometimes if shes mad, she bites your toes and gobbles them up. she then throws up the toes and eats the toe nails separately. lauren also cannot resist the urge to bark and growl at people she also calls people mommy. in fact, she also is a baby lamb and her youtube channel is @1babylam so go subscribe to her!! :)))

lauren mcmaster is a pedo
the rock: we stay hungry
lauren: we devour!!

by can't do October 27, 2021

Laurenial measurement system

Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.

-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.

by zhymaa November 9, 2021