Auston Matthews

The man who saved the great Maple Leaf from inevitable extinction.

That Auston Matthews kid is something else, eh?

by MacDaddyy April 18, 2017

Matthew Johnson

Matthew Johnson's are the most sexiest men on earth and women latch onto them like wild animals. When confronted by a Matthew Johnson, women mostly ogle, bow down in awe or simply tackle them right then and there and rip all of their clothes off. Matthew Johnson's are also quite intelligent and are experts at video games. They really know how to impress the ladies and usually can stop a crowd just by smiling. Men usually fall for Matthew Johnson's too... Even straight ones. :O Matthew Johnson's do have problems with believing they are always sick though, so it takes work to own a Matthew Johnson. At the end of the day though, a Matthew Johnson is great to have. They are entertaining, smart and are great at acrobatics and gymnastics. So they can do great sex positions.

Girl one "Did you see that?"

Girl two "Yep, that was a Matthew Johnson. Tackle him, yes?"

Girl one "Oh yeah." >;D

by SavvyGoesRawr August 29, 2010

Matthew Galloway

SALTY SHORT KID THAT IS A PRIK

MATTHEW GALLOWAY IS A CUNT

by Lionhart01 August 18, 2019

Matthew Fernandes

An autistic fuck that goes to NGS and takes people into his forest

"Where is David"

"Didn't Matthew Fernandes abduct him"

by why do i do the things i do October 26, 2020

Matthew Redmond

A notable man from Denver Colorado who has very fancy pencils and likes farming.

Matthew Redmond has awesome pencils.

by Yung Thug Lord Illuminati March 12, 2015

matthew mcconaughey'd

As your partner is finishing, or just before, you say 'alright, alright, alright' and completely ruin the mood.

Dude, I totally Matthew Mcconaughey'd that person last night!

by AppleDapple May 30, 2016

Matthew Daddario

A Good . The hottest , cutest, funniest actor in the world.

He played Alec on The FreeFrom’s Serie ShadowHunters.

Matthew Daddario is my good

by malecxsantiago October 24, 2019