Macaroni

An old 1700s word for lavish or "drip".

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony,
Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni.

by bullipopigan December 14, 2024

Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.

“My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”

by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025

Macaroni sauce

A funnier way of saying the term ‘Macksauce’, said when someone crashes their car

The civic got into a macaroni sauce

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

Macedonian Trash Shoot

Noun | When one partner uses their penis to mash and churn feces inside of the other’s colon until it is a paste, and then proceeds to funnel the feces into their mouth.

That fine torta gave me a Macedonian trash shoot

by Mr.🍇ist June 18, 2025

Maccadonaldings

A much more fun way of saying McDonald's.

Who fancies brekky from maccadonaldings??

by TPJESUS October 30, 2025

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

yeparoni macaroni

A strange and fun term for 'yes I would like macaroni'

"Hey, do you want macaroni?"
"Yeparoni macaroni"

by yeparoni macaroni July 11, 2016