A small midget that has small fingers and is chronically depressed. His virginity was taken from his uncle at the age of 5 and continues to rape 5 year olds with his tiny dick.
Louis is Gay
by ArticBlade14 September 2, 2018

Louis Turner is a phrase used in north wales to describe a boy who flexes his muscles to much. Claims to get bare girls but is clapped. Resembles a skinny and lanky minecraft skin as his jaw is precisely constructed at 90 degree angles. In short Turk he is a clapped fuck and flexes more than Ben Corbett stutters
by BigBoyMilesJones October 27, 2019

Can you believe what Nathan did? He Louis C.K.’d Maggie and she didn’t say anything about it for 10 years.
by jerseymike99 April 20, 2018

should stop having so much sex, especially with girls that may have certain diseases. there's a girl out there, that is perfect for him and he should start seeking her. also everyone knows how big it is louis!
by Petey Turban February 10, 2010

A flour munching minecrafter, in a relationship called Devouis and is only allowed one calorie per day
by xPhil32x May 22, 2017

i had sex with a guy name louis willingham last night, his dick was the size of shaquille o'neal foot, he was was good in the bed last night
by jordan g. 5674 April 21, 2017

“Omg Becky look at that girl she totally has a Louis Futon!”
“What’s a Louis Futon?”
“A fake Louis bag DUHHH”
“What’s a Louis Futon?”
“A fake Louis bag DUHHH”
by princessalik November 2, 2019
