When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
by DatJackieB November 18, 2019
Get the Piss Lockmug. by TheOnlyOne August 16, 2012
Get the Double lockmug. After a man jerks off his legs lock up in a fully flexed position. When experiencing this it is hard for a man to move his legs after.
Example: walking, running, sitting
Example: walking, running, sitting
by Lock Leg November 3, 2020
Get the Lock Legmug. by legendarydoiche September 9, 2011
Get the Wizard Lockmug. When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.
"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"
by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009
Get the Baby Lockedmug. by opy March 23, 2005
Get the lock backmug. when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.
by TheKidsThatDoWork April 23, 2009
Get the labia lockedmug.