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Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.
by epjkb October 5, 2020
mugGet the Limp Noodlemug.

limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard
used as an insult,

you’re a whole limp toaster
by Krafffffty February 27, 2021
mugGet the limp toastermug.

Limp Dick Whore

A girl who is devoted to suck a 90+ year old man's limp Dick until he dies, just to get that paper.
My sister called and told me that today she became a limp dick whore, and pretty soon we will be rich.
by Cheesepacker69 December 28, 2023
mugGet the Limp Dick Whoremug.

Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
by Kirklovski March 9, 2023
mugGet the Limp Dick Lesbianmug.

limp twins

an ill band.
by DaSchtaishOne June 16, 2009
mugGet the limp twinsmug.

Limp

Another way to say simp due to Twitchs ban on the word "simp"
that limp spent his insurance money on a girl he just met smh
by BossManAlex May 30, 2022
mugGet the Limpmug.

Limp

Word to describe someone who isn’t a simp but is close to being one

(Made by niyyyyah___ on insta)
Laura: you’re a simp

Kevin: I’m not a simp, I’m a limp
by Niyyyyyah___ February 27, 2021
mugGet the Limpmug.

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