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Ride the Lightning

The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.
Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?

Man 2: You executed her?

Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!
by RichardMuscle July 26, 2022
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Naked lightning attack

Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.
Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away
by S.13 July 27, 2022
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Ride the lightning

To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning
The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.
by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022
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Geese Lightning

A slang name for somebody who experiences road rage and thus frequently honks at other people and drivers.

*(Derived from Greese Lightning, the name of the car in the 1978 film Greece.)
1: "Get off the road!" *beeps horn* *Honk, honk, honk
2: Calm down Geese Lightning!
by BromineQueen June 13, 2022
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French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Lightning Rod

When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick
You wanna do the lightning rod?
by Rod shocker May 5, 2022
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Lightning Mcqueef

the queefing of lightneen mcqueen
by hampaboiger27 on tiktok October 13, 2022
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