jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.
did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.
by BigDickSamantha#2 December 07, 2016
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Lightning lame

Another name for Bob chapeks latest money grab called a lightning lane. Bob Chapek renamed the fastpass lane to this after he renamed annual pass to magic key. He thinks I will pay 20 dollars so I can ride Matterhorn once only to wait in standby for a second time because I can’t have more than one per ride. And how am I supposed to ride midway mania? Wait in standby after I used my one fastpass I paid for? Chapek stop smoking pixie dust.
Bob chapek said i have to pay 15 dollars for a lightning lame to go on radiator springs racers.
by Tom Coreless fan November 04, 2021
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Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 27, 2021
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Lightning Shark

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 22, 2023
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Lightning's Crib

LGBT which stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender, are people who have their own gender and sexual preference. There is an estimated 3.5% of adults in the United States who identify as lesbian, gay, or bisexual and an estimated 0.3% of adults who are transgender (Gate, “How many people are lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender?”) There are cases such as Freddie Mason, Bernina Mata, and Duanna Johnson, which are some events that embellish a long shadow of criminalization of LGBT people in the United States. They are discriminated within their jobs, in housing, within the government, and even going into public places. The LGBT community is no different, so why are they seen just for their sexual preference? There needs to be a change, a change in which would provide better and safer lives for the LGBT community. In saying this, Congress should create a law which will abolish discrimination, and ensure civil protections for the LGBT community. In order for this law to be created Congress needs to be persuaded that this is a major issue to take action upon. LGBT people go through a lot just to be whom and what they want to be. Congress needs to be fully aware of some events that have taken place in the LGBT community because of discrimination. There is harassment, inadequate health care, hate crimes, and etc.
Lightning's Crib is super cool
by Nolan Gay July 19, 2019
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Lightning

Guy 1: "Dude I got it i finally thought of what vaginas taste like!!!"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? what do they taste like?"

Guy 1: "THEY TASTE LIKE FUCKING LIGHTNING!!!"
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Lightning

Atmospheric Electrical Discharge
Once a month I get lightning.
by FentanylFiend12 March 12, 2024
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