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๐Ÿฅฌโšก๏ธ(Anti-proship) is the opposite of ๐Ÿ–๐ŸŒˆ/๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ–(proship)
โ€œYou have ๐Ÿฅฌโšก๏ธ In your bio, what does it mean?โ€
โ€œLettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, itโ€™s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.โ€
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Lettuce lightning

Lettuce lightning, typed in as ๐Ÿฅฌโšก๏ธ Is the official anti-proship symbol.

This is because it is the opposite of ๐Ÿ–๐ŸŒˆ/๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ– which is the official proship symbol.
โ€œHey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?โ€
โ€œDumbass bitch, read the definition above.โ€
โ€œOh.
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Ball Lightning

When a male wears silk pajamas without undies to bed, causing static electricity buildup in the groin area.
My friend Fred here once decided to go commando in his silk pajamas. He never does it after a particularly bad case of ball lightning!
by Reixin April 18, 2022
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Geese Lightning

A slang name for somebody who experiences road rage and thus frequently honks at other people and drivers.

*(Derived from Greese Lightning, the name of the car in the 1978 film Greece.)
1: "Get off the road!" *beeps horn* *Honk, honk, honk
2: Calm down Geese Lightning!
by BromineQueen June 13, 2022
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Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.
Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.
by S.13 July 22, 2022
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Naked lightning attack

Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.
Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away
by S.13 July 27, 2022
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French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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