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Dirty lettuce

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.
Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.

Friend 2: Why are you like this.
by Sora290 January 5, 2022
mugGet the Dirty lettucemug.

Lettuce

1.) Beef, but for vegans

2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other
John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...

Richard: woah, you two have beef?

John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other
by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017
mugGet the Lettucemug.

Lettuce

Zoe had had too many cocktails that she needed to go shake the lettuce.
by MrsJJM73 July 20, 2018
mugGet the Lettucemug.

Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.
Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe
by anonymous June 10, 2022
mugGet the Foot lettucemug.

Wild lettuce

Yo brotha, stay away from tommi, she has a bad case of wild lettuce!
by Everybodysbud July 22, 2017
mugGet the Wild lettucemug.

Wadda haell,.. lettuce..

Wadda haell,.. lettuce..
Wadda haell,.. lettuce.. idk
te amo estri
by n4gito August 1, 2021
mugGet the Wadda haell,.. lettuce..mug.

Mexican lettuce

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?
by anonymous August 4, 2021
mugGet the Mexican lettucemug.

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