Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife
by Lord of cats June 2, 2018
Get the last day on earth mug.Christina Aguilera's modification of the American National Anthem: "What so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last streaming."
by spikeumike February 25, 2011
Get the the twilight's last streaming mug.Refers to that last page of entries that receive lots of dislikes and will appear on the last page of a popular word here on Urban Dictionary. Usually this last page of definitions will be one of these:
a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump
Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.
The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.
a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump
Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.
The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.
Nick: Oh shit, what's that? Looks horrible!
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.
by thecrazycatten May 14, 2020
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Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.
*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.
*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.
*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.
*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019
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Get the The Last Shadow Puppets mug."Uhh--arghh(gargle)oh" as he completely outsretches his arm for one of his young aides asses one last time as they barely dodge the physical contact but turn around to see the look of horror on his weasely face.
So it turns out all of the dementia patients sound of with bidens last words whenever one of them kicks the bucket.
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