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lardware

A cooler name for bloatware.

Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.
Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.

Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.
by Pipe Downn June 8, 2011
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Large Hadron Collider

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is a particle accelerator which will probe deeper into matter than ever before. Due to switch on in 2007, it will ultimately collide beams of protons at an energy of 14 TeV . Beams of lead nuclei will be also accelerated, smashing together with a collision energy of 1150 TeV.
A TeV is a unit of energy used in particle physics. 1 TeV is about the energy of motion of a flying mosquito. What makes the LHC so extraordinary is that it squeezes energy into a space about a million million times smaller than a mosquito.
Housed 100-kilometers below the earth, the LHC is currently being built by CERN.
The Large Hadron Collider makes mini big bangs.
by Sasakura May 16, 2005
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Larissa

Larissa’s are the best!!!! If you don’t have one as your best friend you should really get one! They really sweet and cares about others. Larissa’s are very smart in there own way. They are cool and very sexy.
Is that a Larissa !!!
I think so she looks really cool!
by Larissa.B.R April 28, 2019
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buy large mansions

We don’t be needin’ to spend our green on savin’ lives! We finnin’ a buy large mansions!!
by Stumpalicious May 17, 2022
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One of the highest level of gay. Gayer than Turbo Mega Gay and ultra mega super big gay.

He who gets called Turbo ultra mega super large gay is the gayest in the room no matter what.
*Argument between friends*
Friend 1: Ha! You're turbo mega gay!
Friend 2: Well you're ultra mega super big gay!
Friend 3: Can you 2 stop! You're both Turbo ultra mega super large gay!
by Door knob eater October 13, 2018
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Largina

Pronouned "Lar-gina." Derived from two words; Large and Vagina. This is what guys will call a girl when they feel that having sex with a particular girl is not as pleasurable as possible due to the fact that she has an oversided vagina that when the penis is inserted, feels like your giving a whale a tic-tac. This is also sometimes called, Vagiant (pronounced: Va-Giant)
While sleeping with Suzy, I realized that I felt very friction and that my penis was not being aroused as much as it could be during sex....due to her Largina.
by suspiciouslee June 23, 2008
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Laren

The lesbian version of a Karen. While they are less common than the traditional Karen, they can be just as nasty.
Lindsay is a Laren. She has district managers on speed dial for when cashiers don’t accept her expired coupons.
by Mique Zee October 15, 2021
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