t-lady

the woman that gave birth to you; your mother

let me ask my t-lady before we go.

by drea November 30, 2004

Lady Porn

1: Girly magazines that we all secretly love, no matter how feminist we try to be

2: Softcore romance novels that are basically the scripts for porn, but more 18th century and cheesy.

1: Elle, Vogue, Cosmo, Seventeen, etc, etc.

2: They're the paperbacks in the shitty bookstores, often featuring Fabio on the covers, shirt unbuttoned, hair billowing in the wind.

In a sentence*-
Girl 1: Look, there's a shitty bookstore!
Girl 2: Let's go in and get some lady porn!
Girl 1: Yay!

*note: definitions are interchangeable

by Nia Earth Destroyer March 4, 2007

Lady Gargles

terrible singer (real name Lady Gaga)

No fashion sense
Freak

No one likes her

"have you heard that new lady gaga song?"

"whos lady gaga???"

"oh wait... Lady Gargles..."
"Oh yeah, that piece of shit"

by kookles macphee August 1, 2009

Lady Chicken

Ass cheeks or vagina of a lady.

Hey babe Let me slap your lady chicken

by IloveJasmin November 1, 2010

lady sovereing

A word used by complete idiots who are probably trying to write Lady Sovereign but either do not have enough brain capacity to spell sovereign right or know that they are not worthy of writing the name of such an amazing artist.

1
Idiot : "you know your music taste sucks you like lady sovereing"
Me: no i don't! wtf is that?...........Oh, you must mean lady sovereign!
Idiot: yeah that's her I forgot how to spell he he whoops *kills self*.

2
Wanker: " Lady sovereing is a disgrace, but I am kind of scared to write that properly"
Me: yeah the Ess-Oh-Vee would kick your ass!
Wanker: "shut up I am going to have nightmares now....mum I need hugs!!!!!! and I need you to fuck me!

by ~~SoMe RaNdOm BiTcH~~ July 5, 2009

lady bollocks

When the inner vaginal lips (labia minoria) extend further than the outer vaginal lips (labia majora) therefore creating a hanging meaty pussy effect.

Many men are aroused by Lolly Badcocks lady bollocks or "My goodness, your lady bollocks hang lower than my nuts"

by lilycyanide February 22, 2010

Lady Gagazzle

Male genitilia found on a hermaphrodite during foreplay.

"What the fuck is that, a dick? I had no idea you had a Lady Gagazzle!

by Cb-2010 March 26, 2010