Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.

Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."

by Why my pp small bruh bruh June 7, 2020

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Moon Landing

A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.

Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.

by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021

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nico-loading

The act of chain smoking or frantic hitting of a vape prior to a long flight or other trip during which tobacco products or other sources of nicotine will not be available. Equatable to carbo-loading before an athletic event.

Friend 1: “Shit! I have a 3 hour layover; I won’t be able to smoke until I get to Philly!”

Friend 2: “Better start nico-loading, bro.”

by AlexPlus.if June 11, 2023

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Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

by AMc799 December 18, 2011

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