Kitten Eyes

Much like Crocodile Tears, and just as unsuccessful. Meant to make the recipient feel sorry for and forgive the other person.

Oh no no no, don't think those Kitten Eyes are getting you out of trouble this time.

by Bibliophile88 February 4, 2018

kitten pregnancy

After you shoved a gerbil up in the vaginer, if it lives for more than a week u shove a live kitten up there to catch it

Jill did a kitten pregnancy after the gerbil lived for a month

by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017

Kitten Wrangler

Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.

"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"

by DocSparks216 January 4, 2020

kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012

kitten party

A party of usually three kittens. They generally believe they run the world. They use their tricks and cuteness to drive people into submission and slavery. Individually, they may be referred to as a "bitch kitten."

They may drink too much at times and they have the ability to manipulate people on command.
However, they tend to be the life of the party. Generally, they have a strong influence on other people's decision.

The kitten party is getting together tonight for drinks!

by user23 October 22, 2013

Bedside kitten

Performing sexual acts in front of your pet cat

Jeff gave Sarah the bedside kitten last night and fluffy loved it

by Bigballercaller December 1, 2011

kitten syndrome

The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.

Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.

1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.

2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight

by taytay1212 November 18, 2011