by SpoiledJam March 28, 2021
the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
by Nurse Jenny June 08, 2012
Much like Crocodile Tears, and just as unsuccessful. Meant to make the recipient feel sorry for and forgive the other person.
by Bibliophile88 February 04, 2018
A person who will literally lick teris ass juices off the floor like a good little kitten and will receive nitro as a reward
Teri: kitten come here i need you to do something for me
Teris Kitten: oh no please
Teri: thats right i need you to lick the ass stains off the floor
Teris Kitten: oh no please
Teri: thats right i need you to lick the ass stains off the floor
by Wanna breed July 09, 2021
A cat call without the lewd.
More along the lines of "pretty smile!" or "nice dress!"
But is is often called out with the typical whistle :)
More along the lines of "pretty smile!" or "nice dress!"
But is is often called out with the typical whistle :)
*whistle* nice eyes, baby (example of a kitten call)
*whistle* damn, you have beautiful hair (example of a kitten call)
*whistle* damn, you have beautiful hair (example of a kitten call)
by Queenstarlight March 07, 2018
kitten lizzy is the cutest person ever! they make you feel like you’re special and much more it’s the cutest thing. they’ll do everything to make you happy and it rlly is cute 😊! kitten lizzy makes everything 10x better. if you have someone called kitten lizzy make sure to never ever let go of them no matter how hard it gets because you’ll regret it more than anything. kitten lizzy is also the most genuine person and the prettiest person you’ll ever meet <3 kitten lizzy is worth everything to die for. i personally let go kitten lizzy and i’d do anything to go back to that day i’d change everything because letting kitten lizzy go was the most dumbest decision i ever made, and i’d do ANYTHING i mean ANYTHING to go back to when they were mine. anyways the morale is if you have a kitten lizzy be great full and don’t take any moment for granted.
by iheartpeanutt July 11, 2021
Last night, against my better judgement, I was going in for some tangy cheesecake, but her kitten breath was so overwhelming I almost blew buscuits.
by TexRex May 14, 2019