Kitten Love

When two kittens love eachother, or someone loves a kitten.

Woman: oh, wow! Those kittens look so cute! I think...? Whats the word...?
Woman #2: Kitten Love.

by Kitty Catty June 30, 2016

Kitten nap

Similar to a cat nap, but even shorter. A kitten nap can range between 5-10 minutes.

I took a kitten nap while you were in the shower .

by Golden Salpal August 5, 2016

Kitten Eyes

Much like Crocodile Tears, and just as unsuccessful. Meant to make the recipient feel sorry for and forgive the other person.

Oh no no no, don't think those Kitten Eyes are getting you out of trouble this time.

by Bibliophile88 February 4, 2018

Pissing kittens

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.

Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.

by Sleepover Gang Party November 19, 2021

kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend

Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker

by Biscity March 4, 2016

Angry Kitten

A person who tries to be mad, but no one will take them seriously because they’re too cute.

Jeff: Hey, did you see Haley’s rant earlier?

Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.

by Jane Body Pillow March 19, 2021

kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.

Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind

by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011