Teris kitten

A person who will literally lick teris ass juices off the floor like a good little kitten and will receive nitro as a reward

Teri: kitten come here i need you to do something for me

Teris Kitten: oh no please

Teri: thats right i need you to lick the ass stains off the floor

by Wanna breed July 8, 2021

kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend

Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker

by Biscity March 4, 2016

Kitten Love

When two kittens love eachother, or someone loves a kitten.

Woman: oh, wow! Those kittens look so cute! I think...? Whats the word...?
Woman #2: Kitten Love.

by Kitty Catty June 30, 2016

Pissing kittens

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.

Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.

by Sleepover Gang Party November 19, 2021

On Dead Kittens

If you have ever heard the phrase "On Dead Dawgs" well this is a whole new level of serious. Usually used to swear upon the name of fallen comrades whos bonds were forged in the fiery battlefields of call of duty 4.

I got you with an eigth for 45 and thats on dead kittens cuz.

On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.

by AaronHernandez87 August 1, 2017

kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.

Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind

by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011

Kitten Wrangler

Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.

"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"

by DocSparks216 January 4, 2020