kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

by Nurse Jenny June 08, 2012

Kitten McNugget

Only sold at Chinese McDonald's.

Ill have a small fry and a 10 peice Kitten McNugget

by Mkezar December 09, 2016

kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend

Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker

by Biscity November 29, 2015

Cute Kittens

Cute, fluffy, playful, funny, interesting, small. What else and you ask for!

You: Look at that litter of kittens!
Me: Thats not regular kittens!
You: Then what are they?
Me: They are a litter of CUTE kittens!

by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022

Kitten nap

Similar to a cat nap, but even shorter. A kitten nap can range between 5-10 minutes.

I took a kitten nap while you were in the shower .

by Golden Salpal August 06, 2016

kitten lizzy

kitten lizzy is the cutest person ever! they make you feel like you’re special and much more it’s the cutest thing. they’ll do everything to make you happy and it rlly is cute 😊! kitten lizzy makes everything 10x better. if you have someone called kitten lizzy make sure to never ever let go of them no matter how hard it gets because you’ll regret it more than anything. kitten lizzy is also the most genuine person and the prettiest person you’ll ever meet <3 kitten lizzy is worth everything to die for. i personally let go kitten lizzy and i’d do anything to go back to that day i’d change everything because letting kitten lizzy go was the most dumbest decision i ever made, and i’d do ANYTHING i mean ANYTHING to go back to when they were mine. anyways the morale is if you have a kitten lizzy be great full and don’t take any moment for granted.

oh wow. hi kitten lizzy.. you’re gorgeous lol <3

by iheartpeanutt July 11, 2021

Kitten Breath

The odoriferous emanations of pungent yeast extract, omitting from the vagina.

Last night, against my better judgement, I was going in for some tangy cheesecake, but her kitten breath was so overwhelming I almost blew buscuits.

by TexRex May 14, 2019