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Junkie Weirdo

Caroline from SNL’s “Barnes and Noble Firing
“Hey Caroline, did you know that you are in the dictionary under Junkie Weirdo?”
by Ghost of McDonald’s past October 23, 2022
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bourbon junkie

A type of person that constantly searches for hard to find newly released bourbons that haven’t yet reached the liquor stores. These people will scour the face of the earth for hard to find bourbon. They constantly bother store employees for bourbons that are “special” just to find out that the store doesn’t carry the bourbon yet.
These damn bourbon junkies keep coming into my store demanding bourbon names I never even heard of yet. I wish they would get a life.
by Vaimaster7 May 25, 2019
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knob junky

Hey have you heard about Caroline lately?

No, what about her?

She's a knob junky nowadays.
by GreetedOhio556 November 22, 2015
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Head Junkie

A woman that is infatuated with topping off a male counterpart, usually In an aggressively fascinating manner.
That chic Sally Strokes is a bonafide Head Junkie! She topped the whole crew off last night!
by Big John Swellington April 10, 2021
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Lightpole junkie

A tweaker that has superhuman abilities while on meth that he can still a transformer off a power line and not get electrocuted
God damn watch that lightpole junkie steal that damn transformer
by Jefg8r April 16, 2022
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Radio Junkie

A radio junkie is a person who is very enthusiastic about listening to their car radio alone. They scream at the top of their lungs to their favorite songs and play the air drums on the steering wheel. Radio junkies are fantastic sitting dancers. An extreme radio junkie also calls into radio stations on the daily to enter into contests to win cash prizes or tickets. They also call into political radio stations to argue with the host. Radio junkies lose focus of the road often.
I’m feeling like such a radio junkie today.

On my morning commute I saw some radio junkie swerving in and out of the lanes.
Eric is such a radio junkie.

Jacynda, are you feeling like a radio junkie today?
by eliseldso February 11, 2022
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fortnite junky

Someone who spends money on fortnite
Dave spent $30 on fortnite what a fortnite junky
by Retrad Face May 7, 2018
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