JUNKBAG 

a person who uses drugs so much that they eventually become as useless as the celophane it was sold in

"Get off the riff, you fucking junkbag"

JUNKBAG by nurse_cutiepants August 28, 2005

Junk Bump 

When your girlfriend or boyfriend (whatever preference may be) walks by while reaching out to bump your crotch with their hand. Not to be confused with a grope, it's just a quick tap, to let you know they're thinking of the guy downstairs.

We were just cleaning house and all of a sudden she walked past me and gave me a junk bump... then it was time to clean naked!

Junk Bump by Naughty lil French Maid July 8, 2009

Janky Leg 

A dance which originated in Chicago consisting of bending ones knees and rotating a leg like a jump rope, similar to the Stanky Leg, but with the foot and leg behind oneself. The Stanky Leg has been deemed by the Urban Dictionary contributors as one of the “lamest dances” to date but when combined with the Janky Leg, it just becomes an awesomely stupid dance move.

Chiquita: Hey, what’s the Stank up to on the dance floor? Looks like a reverse Stanky Leg.
Sisqo: Yea, it’s the Janky Leg. He warms up with the Stanky Leg, then moon walks that same leg into the Janky Leg position. I wish I had moves like that.
Chiquita: Damn, that look good.

Janky Leg by S&L4Life August 3, 2013

empty junk 

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.

1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!

empty junk by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008

Wonder Junkie 

Wonder Junkie originates from a passage in Carl Sagan's novel Contact, which describes the central character's awe and wonder at the mysteries of the universe:

"She was a wonder junkie. In her mind, she was a hill tribesman standing slack-jawed before the real Ishtar Gate of ancient Babylon; Dorothy catching her first glimpse of the vaulted spires of the Emerald City of Oz...she was Pocohontas sailing up the Thames estuary with London spread out before her from horizon to horizon."
Carl Sagan, Contact

I'm a wonder junkie.

Wonder Junkie by the wonder junkie April 20, 2012

Junk Punk 

Making clothing out of scraps that people would otherwise discard. "Another man's trash is another man's treasure" mentality.
While "Junk Punk" may use scraps and "trash" the objects found on the clothing are completely reusable and in good shape. A style of recycling taken to an extreme.

Dude: Why are you dressed like a hobo?
Girl: I think you mean "scallawag," sir.
Dude: Fine, whatever, why are you wearing trash?
Girl: It's not trash, it's Junk Punk! *leadpipetokidney*
Dude: ow...

Junk Punk by bluehairedplagiarism February 8, 2010

junkie smut 

An insult aimed at someone who is smutty to the point of addiction.

"get out of here you junkie smut"

junkie smut by SmutBurger July 11, 2006