Joel Barlow High School

Situated in Redding, CT this high school is made up of the Easton and Redding kids, because both towns are basically too small to have their own place. School spirit is at an all time low, and doesn’t seem like we’ll start yelling ‘Barlow’s got the Power’ with our disliked cheerleaders until our athletics shape up and everyone come down from their high or sobers up a little bit. If you ask a Barlow kid what they listen to, most likely they will either say Dave Matthews Band or, if they think they are scene, From First to Last or Bleed the Dream.

The school has this wonderful tendency to be really weird. The walls for instance, are pink splattered paint that is sometimes known as “pig vomit paint”. Also, if you are looking for the record holder of pulled fire alarms in one year, you may want to check out Barlow. Those who were in the school in 2004-2005 will remember the ‘mercury spill’ when the whole school was denied lunch because someone spilt a little mercury on the floor near the cafeteria.

Barlow kid 1: oh my god, I'm so high right now, the stuff on the walls are moving!
Kid 2: dude, I'm not high, but I think they might be....

OR
Kid one: Look! A kid that isn't white and I don't know them!

kid two: What? At Joel Barlow High School? No way! There's only like, two in the school! Did we have to get more to come here so it doesn't seem like the school is racist?

by jbhs08! July 30, 2008

Joel Thomas Osteen Jr

Is the most amazing guy on this earth. He is an excellent boy friend to his girl friend, Rowena 'Roey' Kay Woolard. He is sweet, kind, lovable, smart, funny, romantic, brave, strong, and so much more. From what I can tell he is also an amazing son, brother, uncle, nephew, grandson, and cousin. He makes the world look dull because his light shines so brightly. All in all, Joel Thomas Osteen Jr, is by far the most incredible person on this planet.

WARNING: CAN BE A HAZARD TO ALL FEMALES OUTSIDE HIS FAMILY AND IS NOT HIS GIRL FRIEND, ROWENA 'ROEY' KAY WOOLARD. WHY IS HE A HAZARD? WELL, HIS IS GIRL FRIEND, ROWENA 'ROEY' KAY WOOLARD, HAS SWORN TO DESTROY ANY FEMALE WHO TRIES ANYTHING FUNNY.

Rowena : Joel Thomas Osteen Jr is so amazing! I love him to death! <3

Alex : Awww,you two are such a cute couple! :)

by Roeyzilla July 11, 2011

Joel

SUSPICIOS BIG BOOTY BOY THAT LIKES MEN AND HAS A CAT NAMED GIZMO

look at that guys ass, he must be a joel!

by anonymous October 16, 2022

Joel Wharton

A hot short feeble skinny man who has a thing for girls and always gets rejected.
He eats chocolate logs and is a stick.

Girl 1: Have you seen a Joel Wharton over there?
Girl 2: I Know. I rejected him

by IMAPIECEOFPOO November 17, 2019

Joel

A person who likes Cayleigh.
Asked her to formal and got rejected

Joel likes Cayleigh

by prexie18 April 1, 2019

Joel

Joel is the name of a guy who never remembers a person’s name. Usually he’ll have an obnoxious voice and talk a lot. These are usually silent laughers as well. Joel’s are some of the dumbest boys you will ever meet. Stay away.

That guy forgot my name….
Lemme guess his name was Joel?
How’d you know

by woelwappa June 17, 2022

Doing A Joel

When you should stop playing FUT because you have lost a few games but you carry on and ruin the elite dream

I was 10 form 12 butended up doing a joel and lost 6 on the bounce and killed my record

by Olly Thornhill Stinks December 6, 2020