Ivan is the most beautiful name in the world. Ivans are usually rude but once you get to know them they can be pretty lovely. They can get on your nerves sometimes, they are just the perfect people to fall in love with, once you come across an Ivan don’t lose them because you will regret it. They are the bestest of friends and boyfriends, they will always be there for you. Some of them might be shy when getting into a relationship, but depends if they feel comfortable with you. They are very pretty, their eyes, hair, mouth, voice, personality. Ivans have multiple personalities according to who you are, some of them might be lovely and some of them might be bitchy. Everyone wants him and they will try to take him away. If you can get Ivan’s lovely personality, you are very lucky.
Ivan: “hey”
Girl in her thoughts: “oh my god he’s so pretty and funny and he’s rude but he’s being very lovely toward me.”
Girl in her thoughts: “oh my god he’s so pretty and funny and he’s rude but he’s being very lovely toward me.”
by Realestperson. November 20, 2023
Get the Ivanmug. by Ibrand January 30, 2025
Get the Ivan’s razormug. by sam silva May 3, 2023
Get the ivan silvamug. Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.
If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
Get the Ivan Boastkymug. by Ocean Pinch January 24, 2019
Get the Ivanmug. A man that is truly a gift from the good lord himself. Perfect body, facial features, hair, strength, personality, and a ginormous cock. He even has everlasting faith and loyalty to those close to him.
by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021
Get the Ivan Cordovesmug.