Morning Gum

When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.

Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.

by Klara Kash May 23, 2013

It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.

Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.

by yoko ono March 28, 2019

Morning Party

A party at midnight that goes till 6am with music blasting through speakers at max volume without stopping.

I couldn't sleep, my neighbors had a Morning Party.

by Msmote June 12, 2020

morning rope

when an aging man loses his ability to wake up wit morning wood, thus it is essentially the opposite of morning wood.

george found that he had once again woke up with morning rope.

by beevisandbutthead December 08, 2009

mythical morning

a morning where everything seems to be just perfect and amazing and is probably the best morning of your life. sadly this morning doesnt exist so its a mythical morning.

i wish for a mythical morning.

by whatgum July 14, 2012

Morning dew

The equivalent of morning wood, only for girls. Wetness in the morning caused by horniness.

Dude, she had serious morning dew.

by jsabo November 23, 2009

amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.

I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.

by CAPTIAN HERO January 08, 2008