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Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle
My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.
by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018
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cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023
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guy for ketchup

Me: *squirts ketchup*
Random man eating corn dog: Mmm, damn.
Me: Guy for ketchup
by alecwind July 18, 2021
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Ketchup tongue

Licking your girlfriends cooch while shes on her period.
“They went down on me while i was on my period
“So they got a ketchup tongue?”
by PP20 March 31, 2020
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Toronto Ketchup Fingers

When you finger a girl on her period, you wipe your fingers on a burger, and you eat it with your partner while masturbating.
I gave my girl the Toronto Ketchup Fingers during dinner yesterday.
by BigFungus88 March 20, 2024
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Ketchup Packet

A slur used towards women on their period.

Originally it's those packets of ketchup you get with your school lunch or any other fast food resteraunt.
Ketchup Packet is a pretty messed up thing to say to a woman so I wouldn't say that unless if you wanna get smacked.
by green909 December 20, 2023
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Get ketchuped on

When you throw a cheeseburger on a kid and you yell that phrase as you throw the burger.
GET KETCHUPED ON FOOL”.
by medgame December 5, 2024
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