1) When one has a severe lack of water
2) When one is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or a fictional character
Credit to my friend Eternal for the term idea
2) When one is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or a fictional character
Credit to my friend Eternal for the term idea
1) “Man I need a drink, I feel like I have desert mouth...”
2) “Have you heard about Jacob? He’s had desert mouth for that pink-haired girl from that anime lately”
2) “Have you heard about Jacob? He’s had desert mouth for that pink-haired girl from that anime lately”
by ThaLordTachanka August 2, 2021
Get the Desert Mouthmug. Ok, so, you cite the phrase “Let my people go so that they may serve me in the wilderness.” And say that it’s often misquoted (and that’s because it was in a musical. I want to say Joseph an the amazing technicolor dreamcoat and the commercial for it used to play on TV at night and “LET MY PEOPLE GOOO!” was one of the parts that they highlighted IN that commercial) but then you frame the misquote as hedonic freedom and that leads to the desert and the full quote as your propositional ethic.
Hym “BUT! In the Bible it’s the exact opposite. They are let go to serve God and GO TO THE DESERT ANYWAY. You use this tactic to draw the EXACT OPPOSITE conclusion of the material you’re citing. Regularly. Just like the lobster thing. The study your citing draws the exact opposite conclusion. But it’s marketable. I’m also marketable. But billionaires and sycophants aren’t lining up to throw money at me. Not because I’m not better but because I didn’t use Elon’s strategy of ‘general visibility.’ Why is ‘general visibility more important than competence (something that isn’t important at all)? THE PARETO PRINCIPLE! That states ‘Famous people tend to receive more credit than one famous people who contributed!’ It’s a SHAM! It’s a lie! Your whole propositional ethic is just your own person self aggrandizement campaign! Which is why you project that on to me! You think I’m doing it because that what YOU’RE doing! Ha! Ridiculous! What a ridiculous guy!”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
Get the Desertmug. When you really like the desert duo, aka Grian and Scar from 3rd life amp or Double life smp. From the life series.
by Froggy.io November 2, 2025
Get the Stuck in the desertmug. by Light Bread August 8, 2007
Get the desert skatermug. A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.
Think about it the same as food desert.
Think about it the same as food desert.
Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):
Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.
Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.
Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
by durka_durka July 22, 2022
Get the dick desertmug. Noun.A girl who grew up in the desert,
Who doesn’t have a formal education.
Comes from a dysfunctional family/life.
Who sleeps around or has, for money and drugs. is a methhead or with one.
Who neither mootchhas a job or wants to get one, because getting by has become The norm. IE. most people from the desert think it is fine, because everyone eventually dumpster dives dumpster diver. And know the times to go.
May be really hot, but always has something messed up about them.
anyone who lives/grew up in the desert, and therefore, by association, is/was a hick.
A really derogatory thing to say to someone.
Who doesn’t have a formal education.
Comes from a dysfunctional family/life.
Who sleeps around or has, for money and drugs. is a methhead or with one.
Who neither mootchhas a job or wants to get one, because getting by has become The norm. IE. most people from the desert think it is fine, because everyone eventually dumpster dives dumpster diver. And know the times to go.
May be really hot, but always has something messed up about them.
anyone who lives/grew up in the desert, and therefore, by association, is/was a hick.
A really derogatory thing to say to someone.
by Hurtzdontit September 9, 2018
Get the Desert ratmug. Uncontrollable use of substances while vacationing for a short period of time to the desert, particularly when attending music festivals in remote locations.
Bill just got back from Coachella, where we went on a 3 day desert rage.
I just got back from Burning Man and our desert rage lasted for 10 days!
I just got back from Burning Man and our desert rage lasted for 10 days!
by CactusWolf August 16, 2018
Get the desert ragemug.