1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,
2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.
2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.
"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"
"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"
"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"
by damnitfred August 23, 2010
Crispy water is basically lettuce,the most tasteless,bland vegetable ever grown. Hence the name, lettuce is basically Crispy Water.
by Dyl' August 03, 2010
(n)A shit that combines with water.Caca water can happen when you sit on VIDET and you sit there for ten minutes,and then water backs up the pieces of mojon like an ass tampon.
Then a half an hour you start feeling like you need to throw a fart,but then you for a second,seeing water shit comes running down your pants,then your fucked.
You can also use this word as an expression like for example.
1.This school milk taste like caca water!
2.This soup looks like caca water.
Then a half an hour you start feeling like you need to throw a fart,but then you for a second,seeing water shit comes running down your pants,then your fucked.
You can also use this word as an expression like for example.
1.This school milk taste like caca water!
2.This soup looks like caca water.
by N2Y3724 February 01, 2010
by such a bro October 30, 2012
to pull over to the side of the road and urinate on your tractor trailer tires or your car, pickup,suv, or motorcycle tires
by T. Wilson December 30, 2007
Played by the most mentally unstable and physically tough bitches on earth, swimming in a suit 4 sizes too small, throwing around a hard yellow ball and trying to drown the other team.
Plays are usually twenty seconds long, max thirty, and then u have to sprint back on defense to help out goalie. When you're on offens you are constantly moving. When you are defending inside 5 meters, you foul the ball so they have to pass before a shot can be made, giving you an oppurtunity to either steal the ball or run down the shot clock.
Plays are usually twenty seconds long, max thirty, and then u have to sprint back on defense to help out goalie. When you're on offens you are constantly moving. When you are defending inside 5 meters, you foul the ball so they have to pass before a shot can be made, giving you an oppurtunity to either steal the ball or run down the shot clock.
WATER POLO:
The stamina of a marathon,
The strategy of chess,
The agility of soccer,
The injuries of kickboxing...
we're girls with balls.
The stamina of a marathon,
The strategy of chess,
The agility of soccer,
The injuries of kickboxing...
we're girls with balls.
by zookimer April 23, 2011