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Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.
This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.
by Pk ripper October 25, 2022
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Desert head

When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head
Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head
by Igotallthebooty June 9, 2020
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Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.
Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!
by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016
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Desert Eagle syndrome

A situation where smaller calibers tend to do the job better.

Named after the handgun Desert Eagle, which has calibers that shut down a moose, but smaller calibers work on humans just as well and the decreased size fills the mag with more bullets.
1: I got the max caliber in this thing.
2: You don't need calibers this large, have you never heard of Desert Eagle syndrome?
by Colonel Wee Booties July 3, 2023
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Desert 10

A girl who is normally considered ugly, but is now considered hot because of the fact that you’re in an environment where few women are present (such as the desert or boot camp). The 10 part refers to the hotness scale (10 being the hottest, 1 being the ugliest).
All of the girls that are normally 1’s and 2’s become 9’s and 10’s in the desert.

Better soak it up while you can desert 10, because once we get to the states, you’re back to 2 status.
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
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Desert Unicorn

A girl from Vegas that isn't a whore
you see that girl over there, she's a Desert unicorn bro
by RedxArrowx7 January 20, 2019
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Desert Rose

A desert rose is a symbol of beauty, hope and resilience surviving in harsh conditions. It can be used to describe a woman who has endured a hard life but still remained a good and loving person.
Did you know her husband was abusing her all these years? Finally she's free of him, that lady is a real desert rose.
by Knightsteele June 12, 2023
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