hurley

The most beautiful handsome man that could ever exist. There is not one person who can come close to his divine elegance, his steps spread a cloud of love enticing people from all around to look at the angel who descended on earth. His intelligence reaches new highs never seen before and is suspected to be the inventor of electricty and matter.
People normally wish they could be like Hurley but they know they cant and simply dream on the fantasy of being only a third of his supreme authority.

If you are Hurley. all I can say is well done.

Also he has a massive penis

person 1 "man Hurley is sooooo coooool I wish I could be him."

person 2 "yeah I know right Hurley more like please may he have mercy on my soul the gracious being"
person 3 "YO WHAT aint no way that actually is Hurley he like an actual celebrity"
person 4 "SHEEESH gang get over here and look Hurley himself walking the streets"
gang member 1 "Goddman this kid is not capping fellas there is Hurley if only I was him I would rule these ends"
gang member 2 "yo thats him"
gang member 3 "What"
gang member 2 "I said 'yo thats him'"
gang member 3 "mate speak in a full fucking sentence when you talk yeah"
gang member 2 "well maybe you need to grow some fucking brain cells and realise the context. Obviously im talking about the God sent gracious Hurley, dumb kid"
Gang member 3 "Bro your lucky were in amazing Hurleys presence right now otherwise I would have given you the ultra kuckle sandwhich no cappa brotha"
Hurley " guys, guys, guys. Please we are men of peace act like it"
All "OMG HURLEY TALKED TO US"
(every one collapses from excitement).

by AGodSentMan May 3, 2023

Humble

Ian of BLG
See Handsome

That god gamer is so humble.

by Darth Awesome June 5, 2023

Humble yourself

Yeah yeah here come more whore and sycophant validated delusions of superiority.

Hym "Oh? YOU'VE been saying it's a religious phenomenon? Fuck this guy! Holy shit! NOTHING would appease you. You just want to waste as much of my time as possible and drag out the inevitable outcome so you can arbitrarily impose your ethos on someone for as long as possible until your decrepit old corpse finally expires. That's all your God is ever going to be. You, doing whatever you want, and then you doing whatever you can to get the people beneath you to do what you want because 'It's not power. It's power that I deserve' OOOOOOOOOH! RIGHT! I forgot. I'm supposed to buy a ticket to one of your shows and then rush the stage and grovel at your feet! Ooooooookay. Alright. I see where you're coming from. I should have groveled at your feet like the other guy. Is that what it looks like to 'humble yourself'? UuUuUuUuUgH daddy Jordan please save me from my miserable existence! UuUuUuUuUgH please I'm so incompetent! UuUuUuUuUgh Women are right not to fuck me! UuUuUuUgh I'm going to go to the dmv right now and become and organ donor. But for women! And then I'll give all my money to Only fans girls because they're right not to fuck me. I should pay them for it. I should pay for the privilege of not being good enough to fuvk them. UuUuUuUuUuUgh it feel so good to be humble! Oooooooooooooooooooh I'm so humble now! This is so much better for everyone! I'm physically on the floor right now. Rolling around in my own filth. It's where I belong!"

by Hym Iam June 15, 2023

Humbled

Verb getting humbled: to take someone's blissful pride, self-centeredness, narcissism or ego down to a point where they realize they're not the *hot shit* or *alpha* they thought they were.

Often done in a polite way without involving physical or verbal aggression, and even less so, passive-aggressiveness.

Reddit mods: (trying to insert their frail authority) We're going to protest by privating your sites for 48 hours!
Reddit CEO: (humbling their authority) open the sites or we'll replace you with other mods.
Reddit mods: (humbled, realizing they don't have any authority) woah woah easy easy look we already opened them back no need to replace us right?

by FranSauce June 20, 2023

Humblewashing

Misleading or deceptive publicity disseminated by an organization so as to present a humble or wholesome public image whilst commiting morally dubious acts.

This can also be demonstrated by claiming neutrality in (typically) political and/or social debates among today's society when infact the organization doesn't claim neutrality in the first place.

Gemma: SMH covering up those narcissistic tendencies with ‘humbleness’.

Ramses: No?? I think its just the right thing to do to serve me only. Out of free will, of course!!

Gemma: Stop humblewashing you bastard.

by Shapeshifting Dodo June 23, 2023

Humble Drag

when someone combines a humble brag and a burn in the same post to simultaneously throw shade at a common enemy while “subtly” taking the time to show off.

“I just finished the entire bar $7000 bar prep course three weeks early - and they had the nerve to ask for a tip?! Fuck Corporations and tip culture.”

“Sick humble drag bro”

by Hunter Gemini July 2, 2023

humble trap

A hybrid of the humble brag and the thirst trap, the humble trap deploys the appearance of vulnerability and authenticity in social media posts as bait for romantic or sexual conquests.

Social media post: “I’ve been trying to learn how to put contacts in, but it’s hard because my eyelashes are so long.”

Commenter: “Ok, but why are you also shirtless in this video? Is this a humble trap?”

by Mons Vesuvius July 7, 2023