Howard

An old ass dude, the oldest living cell on the planet, a very old person. A howard is an old, ancient, pre historic being.

Jaxson is a Howard. He is old as fuck.

by Franklin Howard March 12, 2024

Glenn Jose Howard

Glenn also known as Jose also known as Jay also known as Howy is very and i mean VERY homosexual. He fetishises men with pussies and dreams about getting his nipples sucked by them. He id extremely short... I MEAN COMPACT and he identifies with things such as tacos and buritos. Hes a nerd but also very stupid. Soft... but mostly hard. (;

Ugh he keeps making taco jokes... classic Glenn Jose Howard behavior LOL

by slimthiccqueenuwu420 November 22, 2021

Todd Howard's short fuse

Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?

Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024

Howard The Duck

Apparently the most powerful Marvel character in the MCU who makes brief cameo's in the Guardians of the Galaxy universe.

Some MCU fans watching Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
MCU Fan 1: Wait! Rewind! See that duck?
MCU Fan 3: Yeah.
MCU Fan 1: That's Howard the Duck. The strongest character in the whole Marvel Canon.
MCU Fans besides MCU Fan 1: Thats fucking stupid.
MCU Fan 1: Oh yeah? Read these.
MCU Fans read comics of Howard the Duck being the strongest.
MCU Fan 4: Oh my god!
MCU Fan 2: Did that duck just wipe the floor with the Beyonder and The Man above all?!
MCU Fan 1: Told Ya.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Mandy Howard

Mandy Howard is literally the best person ever. She is so funny and always sings in FaceTime and yells at you when you don’t sing along. She makes everything so iconic and take the best photos. Mandy always takes other people’s phones and spans them with pics. She is also the QUEEN of birthday videos and makes the other birthday videos literally quake. She also has the best werid duck sound and is the best dancer ever. She makes everything so fun and amazing. If Mandy Howard is your best friend consider your self lucky but also back of my best friend. 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

Person 1- Wow Mandy Howard seems really nice and iconic. We should be best friends

Person 2- Sorry you can’t she’s Jane’s best friend.

Person 1- Yeah your right. They are super iconic and savage.

by yoooooourgirrrrrrrrl March 30, 2019

The Dwight Howard

When you slam dunk over your best friend’s girl and then plunge your cock into her mouth

Ayo bro, you know that tall ass chick, I did the Dwight Howard on her lol

by Megatroel January 11, 2020

SFC Howard

A man who likes yo do freaky stuff during duty hours on post in military reservations.

Damn man you fucked lara in the barracks? You’re such a SFC Howard.

Went by SFC Howard’s office earlier and the door was closed. Wonder what that means…

by A1 Avenger August 6, 2022