Howard Green

When you chunder into two wetherspoon's gin glass and end up getting your friends kicked out

chundered into a gin glass last night didn't I, absolute Howard Green

by howardgreen1972 March 19, 2020

howard-fabretto

A person who is entirely obsessed with females, but pretends to hate them so his friends accept him. And hates the show "My Little Pony" but tells everyone he watches it to seem like a brony.

Girl: "Hey Rohan, do you watch My Little Pony?"
Rohan: "Of course I do, I am a Howard-Fabretto. Go away because you're a girl and I hate you"

by chartrex.bandcamp.com November 4, 2013

a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows

She looks like she's had a john howard

by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022

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by Wooooohoooooo April 18, 2025

Howard

Just a regular old joke

“You know Howard?” “Who?” “How are deez nuts tasting in yo mouth.”

by Guntherdaloll December 10, 2019

SFC Howard

A man who likes yo do freaky stuff during duty hours on post in military reservations.

Damn man you fucked lara in the barracks? You’re such a SFC Howard.

Went by SFC Howard’s office earlier and the door was closed. Wonder what that means…

by A1 Avenger August 6, 2022

Howarded

When someone gets murdered with a pipe.

They had a closed casket funeral for Ethan because he got Howarded

by Haterade23 July 8, 2021