Velvet hoo hoo

A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.

I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.

by SlimShadee June 13, 2016

Poo-hoo

1. Poo-hoo is where someone butt chugs a Yoo-hoo drink, ie Yoo-hoo enema, and then sharts it all over their partner’s face, chest, &/or genitals. For people who want a brown shower but don’t actually like poo feces.

2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.

Brenda: “Poo-hoo, honey, over here! I have explosive diarrheas, and it’s the the kind you can drink”

Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!

by BettyYellowSplash August 29, 2025

hoo-ha

form of greeting between close friends, made popular by famous internet dj’s billyrave and jaxx.

jaxx: hoo-ha!

billyrave: ha-hoo!

by 657229 May 18, 2022

hoo

when you're so high you don't know who.

"Who's hoo?"

"Dude, you are hoo as fuck"

by sav0n August 30, 2019

boo hoo fucking doo

when you send a meme to your compadre and he replies with PrIvAte

me: *sends meme*
compadre* ItS pRiVaTe
me: welp boo hoo fucking doo sharen

by i_wrote_this_so_ya June 20, 2019

Bar-Hoo

Noise made by brass players in their earlier years, particularly the trombone. May be used to imitate bad playing, along with words like "frack" and "fwah". Usually occurs at the ends of phrases when the player runs out of air.

Honk honk hoooonnnnk, frrrrr-ACK! frrrrr-ACK! Bar-HOOOOOOooooooo

by trombonejones July 9, 2011

Hoo shit

Hoo shit means the same thing as “hoe shit”

damn that girl lilly on some hoo shit

by elizabeth1234567 September 2, 2022