Fucking Hookers

A phrase used to describe any form of frustration. Blame it on the fucking hookers.

*drops phone*
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......

by Miss Puss November 4, 2019

Hooker spit

Lube for any sexual activity

Her vagina was so dry , we had to get some Hooker Spit.

by Dickharry September 25, 2021

feeling hooker

1. noun. someone who helps you work out your problems for money.

That feeling hooker really helped me get over that horrible break up.

by J-man123 December 16, 2012

Hooker Pirate

A girl who is a stupid skank.

Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.

by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012

that's so hooker

Anything that is amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll.

Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.

OMG! that's so hooker!

by LittleMonster1203 February 21, 2011

Hooker Eggin

The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.

My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!

by IrischGuy December 8, 2011

Finley Hooker

Short person(s), generally very annoying and odd

that boy almost Finley Hooker height…

by adamsnmax June 4, 2023