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alpine hello

A greeting among friends mountaineering together. While climbing a straight route up the fall-line, the lead climber waits until his colleagues are distracted, and lowers his pants to expose his buttocks. While wagging his exposed posterior back and forth in a sexually suggestive manner, he calls out "Alpine HELLO!" in his best Swiss or German accent, with a flamboyant emphasis on the "hello". Bonus points are awarded if the timing is such that the next climber accidently plants his face in the expedition leader's backside.

NB: Not to be confused with the sub-alpine hello.
When we were climbing Mount Washington, I gave Tom an alpine hello that he will not soon forget!
by Dilly-Willy July 17, 2006
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All Hallows’ High School

School founded in 1909 which is known for making teens into young men that walk in excellence.
A teen in All HallowsHigh School will always surpass the intelligence of a Hayes man.
by BigBlueHallows November 26, 2018
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hello dave

Quote from "The League of Gentlemen", character PAPA LAZAROU, a warped character that speaks gibberish and insists everyone is called Dave and that they are his wife. Unfortunately for anyone actually called Dave in real life they may have found that when they introduce themselves they are subjected with this quote.
Steve: Hey mate, I'm Steve
Dave: I'm Dave, nice meeting you
Steve: Dave eh? HELLO DAVE!! YOUR MY WIFE NOW DAVE!! WANT TO BUY ANY PEGS DAVE?!!
Dave: bye
Steve: bye
by Pins and Pots October 3, 2005
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Hello Sailor

The infamous phrase from the Zork games.
by D-san July 16, 2003
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Hello Kitty

The coolest cartoon cat you will never meet, only to be ruined by those we call the Scene Kid.

Scene kid 1: OMG i LyK3 LuV hEll0 K!TtY sHes sO SC3ne RaWk!
by Penguins Kick Ass August 8, 2009
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halloween

Annual holiday most common in the US, when children go door-to-door in costumes hoping to recieve candy.
by Tremor October 28, 2003
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Hello Sailor

A mating call said by gay men to Navy personnel and other sea-faring individuals.
I wouldn't say he's gay, but I could hear him mutter "hello sailor" a couple times last summer in Corpus Christi.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
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