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Belleville High School

A high school in Michigan with the best football team in the state and a student section that burns fordson flags. The school itself is pretty good but the only thing we're known for is football and the 50 bhs accounts made by the students.
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Ridgefield High School

Placed conveniently in the most boring town in Connecticut, this public high school is the breeding ground for rich douche canoes in salmon-colored shorts. Everyone drives a Jeep Wrangler with elevated tires to compensate for their tiny schlongs. I hope you like racism, because it's everywhere. The only plus is you can find a good spot to smoke weed in the bathroom.
"I go to Ridgefield High School."
"Wow, so you probably applied to Elon?"
by Lil Traumatized February 19, 2019
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Cherry High School

A shitty school with a shitty educational system. The school runs through principles because of all of the retarded kids. Cherry is one of the schools that kids get sent after they get busted with drugs usually from Hibbing. Cherry has no hot girls in it and if they’re remotely cute there’s a 100% chance they’re already fucking a guy from MIB or Northwoods. Cherry also hasn’t won a varsity football game in years and their sports program in Cherry is all carried by girl sports. Cherry has some chill upper class men. After the class of 2020 graduates the school is fucked. Overall Cherry is the worst place you could ever send a kid if you want your kid to achieve a higher reading level than second grade.
“You’re sending your kid to Cherry High School”? “Yeah he got caught with drugs in Hibbing and Cherry is the only school that takes those kids
by JQC7 January 2, 2019
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Branson High School

a hella small high school thats 95% white rich kids even though they brag about their diversity. everyone there owns at least ten pieces of branson merch and only wears lulus, champion, khakis, and hoodies. the food is the only reason everyone goes there but theres never enough seats in the commons. theres too many stairs. everyone is book smart but has no common sense. every school hates branson bc its branson but branson is better than marin academy no cap
joe: where do u go
joey: branson high school
joe: at least its not ma
by mickeymouseclubhouse2 January 13, 2020
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Braham High School

A school where you will definitely find police reports, drugs, alcohol, and maybe an STD. If you are not a jock or a pretty girl, no one cares about you. Sometimes you have to watch a youtube video on how to do something for a class, knowing that about 87% of teachers are useless. The sports are usually really good, but beyond that, the education is trash. Braham is also a place where you can go to vape in the bathroom, or have honking battles in the school parking lot.
Sally: Should i transfer to Braham High School?
Josh: Fuck no!!
by treeman6 January 9, 2018
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Turpin High School

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.
When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.
by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021
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