QWERTYUIOP GROUPCHAT

A group chat for sussy people named BEN BREN AND ANDRE

Can you get on the QWERTYUIOP GROUPCHAT? Today?

by MRS DINKDINK123456789098765432 November 1, 2022

The Goucho

When your girl promises you sex, but then passes out, so you ejaculate across her upper lip and pull her hair over it and wait for it to dry

We were supposed to bang last night but she passes out so I gave her The Goucho.

by Gau "ouch" oh October 27, 2025

Thanks mrs goucher

A phrase you say when someone trying to be helpful fails miserably

Assistant teacher: just clarifying, you simplify number five then factor?
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!

by Benjafo March 6, 2017

Pauly’s Gouch

The poo stained piece of skin between a pre-pubescent ball sack and a well used rusty sheriffs badge that’s been penetrated by more darts than the International Darts league dart board.

Have you smelt Pauly’s Gouch today? He must have been punched hard last night!!

by Victor 1 Jukes June 17, 2018

The Donald Goucher

an act where the attendee stares into a mirror and chants the name Donald Goucher repeatedly. The act of this is supposed to grant the physical attributes of the mythological figure Donald Goucher.

Jeremy attributes his sexual prowess to the Donald Goucher ceremony he performs every morning.

by The handler March 24, 2021

free the gouch

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

by anon1569 May 14, 2021

Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat

A groupchat that happens to be the best and funniest groupchat on stan Twitter, commonly known for ending other stans on Twitter dot com, as well as being the most payola heavy groupchat whose members cannot unflop without the help of akaashipayola. The groupchat is also known for the constant fights and disagreements that occur between the members who just so happen to hate each other's faves since half of the members are multis.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Leo and Aki won't stop spamming Lana lyrics in Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat"
Person 2: "Because of them I'm literally starting to hate lana..."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Oiwmgc members are fighting again today, I can't believe this..."
Person 2: "Oh, it must be Azure, Leo, or Bobo...We are tired."

Example 3:
Person 1: "Someone PLEASE tell Moon and Maryam to stop asking for payola."

Example 4:
Person 1: "Azure just said he changed his stanlist... AGAIN."
Person 2: "His arianator phase will only last 2 weeks I think. His jensetter, carat, and nctzen phases didn't last long💀"

by oiwmgc January 18, 2022