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Grant's Amendment

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
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Travis R Grant

Travis is the most amazing, perfect person who has the cutest laugh, wonderful eyes, an amazing smile, is super funny, extremely smart, and attractive ;)
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Grant's Cake

Grant likes some cake. Especially ones by his dad. It makes him feel bloated.
Damn Grant's Cake is impressive don't you think so?
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Grant james carling

The best man on earth, no one can top him
You are like a grant james carling; GREAT
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Luke Grant

Imagine being so Asian, couldn’t be me! If your name is like this you are most likely a banana from Guatemala. Ching Chong wing wong.
Hey look at the kid over there! He is a banana! Most likely a luke Grant.
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Gavin Grant

The inventor of Ohio sigma Bateman mindset skibidi toilet drinks the grimace shake. Smurf cat 1 2 buckle my shoe chill bill huggy wuggy Ksi prime in Ohio. Kai cenat gyatt livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk, ice spice fanum taxes adin ross. young fly on the track Xiao Ling goofy ahh fortnite ishowspeed compilation.
Gavin Grant created my favorite memes
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