european goggles

when a guy squatts over his partner's face, allowing his nutsack to rest on his/her eyes, while he/she sucks his dick.

"oh steve, i'm totally gonna give you some european goggles."

by carlos ortiz November 13, 2007

Clout goggles

There sunglasses they make you feel like Elton John. Says lil phag

Got a hundred on my own wit my clout goggles bitch I feel like Elton John

by Duhitzzjordin November 20, 2018

slump goggles

Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.

Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.

Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.

Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.

by homecomer October 18, 2009

Rainbow Goggles

When a person only likes or becomes interested in something due to the fact that a character is or plays a lesbian/bisexual/gay.

Person #1: Kristen Stewart is so hot
Person #2: Yeah you only think that because she played Joan Jett in The Runaways. Take off the rainbow goggles and she's back to being a blank faced retard.

by H.Quinn July 17, 2010

gagging goggles

when someone chokes on ones penis so much that they start gagging and cant breathe as if they were trying to breathe through their nose while wearing swimming goggles.

yo Jerry, i was giving her the gagging goggles last night when she was on my wein. -hcwcane or other known as swelling cooter.

by hcwcane November 21, 2016

sault goggles

When you think a woman is a ten but she’s actually a three.

Man I went to this bar in Toronto and the waitresses there were so fucking hot that I felt my Sault Goggles being lifted right off my face.

by Friendly Neighborhood Hoser May 31, 2018

wine goggles

When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.

Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.

by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017