by BNBears June 9, 2025
Get the Grumpy Milkshake mug.Verb: to glump, glumped (past tense)
Adjective: glumping, glumpy
For a word with so many uses, it is notoriously hard to define; like a cloud floating on the breeze of a summer's day it is ever-changing, but continues to inspire and awe. It may well refer to a certain ejection of bodily fluids, but could equally refer to the act of generating them instead. Moreso, it is a word for togetherness, camaraderie, and instils faith that the night will be good, because it will be a night spent in good company.
Adjective: glumping, glumpy
For a word with so many uses, it is notoriously hard to define; like a cloud floating on the breeze of a summer's day it is ever-changing, but continues to inspire and awe. It may well refer to a certain ejection of bodily fluids, but could equally refer to the act of generating them instead. Moreso, it is a word for togetherness, camaraderie, and instils faith that the night will be good, because it will be a night spent in good company.
After a long night in Wetherspoons, things were getting glumpy for Alex and Stewart
"I'm gonna get so glumped tonight"
"I'm gonna get so glumped tonight"
by BigGill July 19, 2025
Get the Glump mug.A Poo in the toilet bowl that sinks to the bottom and is sturdy enough to poke through the top of the water.
"Rambo looked into the toilet to discover his creation poking proudly through the bog like an island in the middle of a murky swamp. Thats a sturdy grumpy stumper."
by Exotrine August 1, 2025
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by The Duke of Disgust August 6, 2025
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