Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 9, 2025

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by bugsyyyyyyyyy June 24, 2025

Glump

Verb: to glump, glumped (past tense)
Adjective: glumping, glumpy

For a word with so many uses, it is notoriously hard to define; like a cloud floating on the breeze of a summer's day it is ever-changing, but continues to inspire and awe. It may well refer to a certain ejection of bodily fluids, but could equally refer to the act of generating them instead. Moreso, it is a word for togetherness, camaraderie, and instils faith that the night will be good, because it will be a night spent in good company.

After a long night in Wetherspoons, things were getting glumpy for Alex and Stewart

"I'm gonna get so glumped tonight"

by BigGill July 19, 2025

Grumpy Stumper

A Poo in the toilet bowl that sinks to the bottom and is sturdy enough to poke through the top of the water.

"Rambo looked into the toilet to discover his creation poking proudly through the bog like an island in the middle of a murky swamp. Thats a sturdy grumpy stumper."

by Exotrine August 1, 2025

GRUMPY LEMLEY

verb - The unfortunate act of farting in the shower so foul that you're forced to wash yourself all over again like you're resetting your entire day.

Bro, I was almost done rinsing off, then pulled a Grumpy Lemley and had to start from scratch.

by The Duke of Disgust August 6, 2025

Gumpy

A slow or stupid person. Someone who could be considered on the spectrum or mentally slow

Emily forgot about practice again, she’s a full on gumpy

by Gumpmaster August 11, 2025

Glumpkin

A golden shower blumpkin. When she gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit and then she proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro she was so bad and gave me the greatest Glumpkin ever

by MFa3 August 13, 2025