A gamer probe is when a usb type c cable is probed into ur asshole so far up then it comes out your mouth and connects to ur pc
by Tinkerbell sex addict November 18, 2021
The accumulation of moisture and humidity in the groin that is a result of prolonged episodes of seated gaming. This leads to the chemical creation of the ever-pleasant “flammable smelling” gamer gooch sweat. Upon the occurrence of gamer precipitation, most clothing articles below the waist would more than likely be considered not useable outside of home.
Dude, I played Minecraft for so long yesterday that I was collecting my gamer precipitation like rain water.
by Exploding Lemon February 03, 2023
A "semi-gamer" is a person who doesn't game often enough and just isn't good enough to be called a full gamer, but still enjoys gaming very much.
- I just finished Portal.
- Really? So do you play CoD, CS, BF, WoW --
- No, no, I'm just a semi-gamer.
- Really? So do you play CoD, CS, BF, WoW --
- No, no, I'm just a semi-gamer.
by Eriam Natashal June 30, 2011
It's the period of time spent in deep sleep after playing a video game nonstop for many hours. Leaving them unawakable until mid afternoon.
Billy's missed his bus to school. Oh, he's in a gamer's coma after playing video games till early morning.
by ichigo333 December 22, 2008
A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.
Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.
by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023
by BananFanBase October 25, 2020
An online video game addict version of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck:
Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.
Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.
A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.
Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.
Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.
A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.
Bottleneck Gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.
by Eatme Drinkme May 16, 2010