gamer shower

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes

Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"

by longlivepeas October 22, 2019

Gamer probe

A gamer probe is when a usb type c cable is probed into ur asshole so far up then it comes out your mouth and connects to ur pc

Toby- “Damn im dying to gamer probe Maddie”
Joss -“ Thats impossible!”

by Tinkerbell sex addict November 18, 2021

NOED Gamer

Noed Gamer is a derogatory term referring to a person who uses the perk NOED in the game Dead By Daylight

Dwight: Oh he's a NOED Gamer
Nea: He gets zero pussy, got it

by OliveeGarden October 16, 2021

semi-gamer

A "semi-gamer" is a person who doesn't game often enough and just isn't good enough to be called a full gamer, but still enjoys gaming very much.

- I just finished Portal.

- Really? So do you play CoD, CS, BF, WoW --

- No, no, I'm just a semi-gamer.

by Eriam Natashal July 1, 2011

gamer's boredom

That dreaded emptiness of being bored of every game in your collection. symptomes include: depression, anxiety and frustration.

Patient: no matter what I play, I always turn off the console.

Doc: I'm afraid you have a temporary case of video gamer's boredom.

Patient: D:

by annnnonnnnymous September 29, 2011

gamer finger

when you play video games too hard and you tear up your thumb from excessive use.

Did you hear about Cole? He played Apex Legends for too long and got gamer finger.

by isaacmcb98 February 8, 2019

Gamer Precipitation

The accumulation of moisture and humidity in the groin that is a result of prolonged episodes of seated gaming. This leads to the chemical creation of the ever-pleasant “flammable smelling” gamer gooch sweat. Upon the occurrence of gamer precipitation, most clothing articles below the waist would more than likely be considered not useable outside of home.

Dude, I played Minecraft for so long yesterday that I was collecting my gamer precipitation like rain water.

by Exploding Lemon February 2, 2023