funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

funky bussy

When a fem or trans booty hoke stanks

Oh girl her funky bussy be bussin as hell

by Sinfulfreak4A February 23, 2025

Funky Dunky

An Interjection used to describe music that bears unique characteristics and elements. A song that will make you groove and move no matter what.
NInja Tuna's "Kalimba" and Bill Wurtz's "i might quit" are two great examples of Funky Dunky songs.

A: "Dude, is that Scarlet Fire?"
B: "Yeah, it is."
A: "Turn that up bruh, that song's Funky Dunky!"
B: "FUNKY DUNKYYYYY!!!!!!"

by Puffheadmelodicaperson79 March 23, 2022

Funky Sweets

The sexual act of stuffing Reeses' Cups into a female's rectum, waiting for it to ooze out, and slurping it up like a peanut butter milkshake.

Jenny gets pretty wild, I've heard that she gives some funky sweets...

by PeculiarTendencies July 15, 2018

Funky broadway

Sing and dance in the nude while preparing a body for a funeral

Hey Sunshine, we can do the funky broadway all night long. Love Darla. #LingerDenverCO

by GoldenEyedLadyBear March 5, 2023